All I ever wanted to do was go to exotic and far-off places, meet new and exciting people - And then kill them

WARNING. THIS IS A BITCH BLOG. PAST THIS POINT, ANY BUTTHURT WILL BE YOUR OWN FAULT. YOU WERE WARNED.


SHANNA | 16 | PIXIE PRINCESS | RAVENCLAW | WE DO NOT SOW

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Bonjour, I’m Rod Green from marketing and I’ve been looking better in black than the widows of my enemies since 1234. I also answer to Jill, Meriwether, Babydoll, Sam Flynn, and Queen Jack Shephard, and I live around Atlanta, Georgia. This is the blog of a rager, program, vampire slayer, Whovian, gamer,  Mord’Sith, Forger, Jedi knight, Gleek, demon hunter, browncoat, feminist, terminator, member of House Greyjoy, homewrecker, lover of hipstery short films, wizard, Twilighter, defender of Camelot, and a demigod. Member of the Church of Toaster Head and Abs Salvatore. ISTP. Personal DNA profile.

I post a lot of rampant herp derpery, photoshop failures, rage, keymashes, shit my best friend says, pornstars and or porn, the abuse of glitter text, the homosexual antics of my action figures, hyperbole, and general random crap about my day. Acid Tongue by Jenny Lewis is my spirit song. Emily Browning (2, 3, 4, 5), Kristen Stewart (2) and Juno Temple are my wives. Accept this fact and we’ll get along gr9. I also own a pink dalek named Bandage Girl 42. I also co-run an emily browning fanblog. You should follow it.

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this is real this is me

I like reading, writing, anime, eating fruit, speaking French, and planning my future as the crazy witch on the hill at the end of the neighborhood. I also like dung.

Also known as the resident Emily Browning savant. If there’s something about Emily I don’t know, it’s because Emily herself does not know it yet.

11 ½ inches | yew| mermaid scale core

Gay. I have a big lesbian crush on you. Yes, you. The only man I’d put out for would be Henry Cavill. I like feminism and NOT michael bay.

blogging with shanna - now available by the hour!

former tumblr names:

urls i have saved are here

MY CRAPPY GIFS

~I give a fuck about the oxford comma blog ‘10~

#overwhelming attraction to underage girls blog 2k11

Top 08 Favourite Films

  1. Practical Magic
  2. Jumper
  3. Inception
  4. August Rush
  5. Sucker Punch
  6. Ten Inch Hero
  7. POTC - At World’s End
  8. The Lost Boys

Top Current Band Obsessions:
Florence + the Machine, Fall Out Boy, Ke$ha, Phoenix, Modest Mouse, Bon Iver, Death Cab, Sufjan Stevens, deadmau5, Imogen Heap, Cascada, Fever Ray, Iron & Wine, Basshunter, Corrine Bailey Rae, 3OH!3, Keane, Sara Bareilles, Gaga, Metric, Stars, Keane, Rooney, The Faint, Nine Inch Nails, The Faint, Daft Punk, Postal Service, Joshua Radin, Taio Cruz, the Dandy Warhols, Broken Social Scene, Crystal Castles, Ingrid Michaelson, Fleet Foxes, Stars, Katie Melua, Ray LaMontangue, Flo-Rida, Snow Patrol, t.A.T.u, Vampire Weekend, Mat Kearney, Gorillaz, PATD, the Killers, Plumb, Evanescence, Ellie Goulding, Frou Frou, Coldplay, probably more.

Spirit Animals

FIND ALL MUSIC HERE + HERE

STUFF

TV Shows
Doctor Who, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Skins, Lost Girl, Misfits, SPN, Merlin, Spartacus: Blood and Sand,Arrested Development, Glee, the Vampire Diaries, Buffy, Legend of the Seeker, Camelot, The Walking Dead, the Sarah Connor Chronicles, Dollhouse, Star Trek, Gossip Girl, LOST, House, the O.C., True Blood

Video Games
Assassin’s Creed, Final Fantasy, Uncharted, Zelda, Pokemon, Fallout, COD, Fallout, Halo, Metal Gear, Borderlands, Resident Evil, Mass Effect, Force Unleashed, KotR, Fable, Portal, Guitar Hero

Books (with following on tumblr)
The Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments, Uglies, Midnighters, Gemma Doyle trilogy, Percy Jackson, Wolves of Mercy Falls, Blue Bloods, Vampire Diaries, Twilight saga, Inheritance saga, Chris Wooding, Jane Austen novels, probably more

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