August 2011
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dear people i know irl, just because i like girls does not mean:
i want to spend hours entertaining mindless group questions
i have automatically zeroed in on your vagina
i will rape you in your sleep if you invite me over
i want to steal all your girlfriends
i am by default interested in all anything with tits
i am up for “so i have this friend who thinks she’s bi you two...
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Paramore has a really good bassline. In other words, i’m still not home yet
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Couple in biology one is wearing superman shirt other captain america /ugly laughing
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and then from the depths of the tumblr headquarters a lone voice could be heard screaming in anguish “CRY LIMITATIONS AND DISABLE THE FEATURES OF TUMBLR”
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tacosandassassins:
Christ
Remember when Karp lived under my bed
#HELLO IS IT ME YOU’RE LOOKING FOR? #no karp jesus
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Everything was great, until we started to get older.
– Cole St. Clair; Linger (via marybabiera)
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Phosphenes
iamnocturnal:
noun. the stars and colors you see when you rub your eyes.
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It’s not drama until someone pulls a jock strap out of a popcorn box
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reading the last book in the wolves of mercy falls trilogy in the library I’M CLAWING OFFB MY SKIN NOT PREPARED FOR THIS HELP
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testing this post from your phone thing testing #1 2 3
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butthurtbandboys:
david karp is probably gonna ban us from saying fall out boy song titles soon cause they have too many characters.